Sleeps on cushy chair. Sometimes goes out. Dry food ONLY. What's that over there? [[Wiggle Butt.]]
(set: $mouseworthiness to 0)
<a href="https://ibb.co/m90cdMB"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/Stc3H9x/IMG-20211024-185206937.jpg">(set: $mouseworthiness to it +1)
[[Outside time]] or [[inside]] now?
<a href="https://ibb.co/kXXRbDZ"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/899Wvxk/IMG-20211025-205757990.jpg">
MEOWWWWWWWW!
She opens door. Zip, zip through the flap. Bang! ouch tail.
[[Eat grass]]? [[No grass today.]]Is house. All //my// stuff. Headrubs.
What now?
[[Eat]], [[Get pets]], or [[Play]](text-colour:green)[nawnawnaw the greeny stuff.]
(set: $mouseworthiness to it +1)
Is [[hunt time]].No time for chew grass. Is [[hunt time]].Yard is mine. Sometimes invaders. Must play/kill them.
(if: $mouseworthiness >= 3)[There, by the fence, what is? [[Look]] or [[Smell]] or [[Listen]]]
(elseif: $mousewothiness is < 2)[The sun is shiney. Nice time for nap. Then, back [[inside]].]
(set: $killit to it +1)
The grass twitches.
[[Listen]], [[Smell]] or [[Kill it]]?(set: $killit to it +1)
Earth and worms and grass and little fuzz...is mouse!
[[Look]], [[Listen]] or [[Kill it]]?(set: $killit to it +1)
Scruffle, scuffle, scruffle
[[Look]], [[Smell]], or [[Kill it]]?(if: $killit is >= 3) [(text-style:"rumble")[Pounce! Claw, teeth, teeth. Stomp. Look. Stomp. Teeth, teeth.] Got it. [[Good kitty.]]]
(elseif: $killit is < 3) [It run! zip. zip. pounce! no get. sneaky mouse. It knows it bad. Back inside to [[Get pets]].]Hey, Luna, my good kitty cat. What's that you got there in your mouth? Oh my god! BRIAN!
<img src=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Dead_mouse.svg>
The end.Crunch, crunch, crunch, like ''bones''.
(set: $mouseworthiness to it +1)
What now?
[[Get pets]], [[Play]], or [[Outside time]]?Mew! Good kitty.
What now?
[[Eat]], [[Play]], or [[Outside time]]?
(set: $mouseworthiness to it +1)First, I sharpenize the claws.
Then, we watch.
Wait.
Wait.
Wiggle butt!
(text-style:"rumble")[Pounce! Claw, Claw, Bite, Bite!]
What now?
[[Get pets]], [[Eat]], or [[Outside time]]?
(set: $mouseworthiness to it +1)